"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

Good morning! May your day be filled with love and laughter.

Your ability to communicate your thoughts effectively is commendable.

Leaving a tip would not only support me but also encourage me to continue providing top-notch service.

I'm struggling to find meaning in my life right now.

It's like I'm stuck in a prison of my own making.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Good morning! Make today ridiculously amazing.