The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'

I'm so excited about all the possibilities that lie ahead!

How do you handle peak traffic times during your commute?

What time do you usually start your workday?

It's like my heart is broken into a million pieces.

I'm struggling financially right now and any tips would be greatly appreciated.

I'm finding it hard to make ends meet, so tips would be a huge help.

Here's to your health and happiness, may they always go hand in hand.