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you can fight me if you want. perhaps a classic debate regarding pineapple on pizza? or dogs vs cats? i’ll pretend to have an opinion

pineapple on pizza just makes culinary sense: you need both acid and sugar to balance the other flavors

why do you think they put balsamic on pizzas? it’s science.

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(this is secretly how i actually feel about it, too…gg)

Makes theoretical sense but in practice, it fails because pineapple doesn’t bake well. It becomes mushy, losing a lot of its acidity and creating a strange, somewhat cold texture which decimates the mouthfeel. 

You could perhaps make an argument for grilled pineapple but now we’re venturing into the realm of subjectivity, which has no place in a debate.

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pineapple and prosciutto sounds like a delicious pair 🤌

we have a local joint that serves some pies with spicy honey and it is *surprisingly* delicious

I love thin fresh pineapple with prosciutto! It caramelizes so nicely!  
I’m also super into honey with 4 cheese pizza lately!

ok damn, i agree with you unfortunately. also the enzymes in pineapple help with digestion so it’s functional too

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Pineapple on rice too
Pineapple goes with anything

I understand it now