confessions

I've invented cryptographic protocols and advanced distributed systems, but I swear to god Javascript is the hardest damn thing in the world to make work correctly sometimes.

BDFL of Quilibrium, Eng @ Farcaster, ex-Coinbase, always opinionated, never hydrated

/quilibrium

backend eng; full-stack curious

writer, icon, retired rave queen

I truly mean it for either. Typescript is kind enough to lull people into Stockholm syndrome over javascript's transgressions

I love js but today I spent 2 hours fighting with tooling and I thought ‘nobody else needs to experience this, this can’t be normal’