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Cassie Heart
@cassie
I've invented cryptographic protocols and advanced distributed systems, but I swear to god Javascript is the hardest damn thing in the world to make work correctly sometimes.
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@ivy
should have used typescript
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Kai
@traukainehm
the trinity is hard to understand
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Joe Toledano
@joetoledano
This video is great at poking fun at some parts of it, the JS part starts at around 1:22, https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
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@wazzymandias.eth
Javascript / Typescript make me go from high performance distributed systems engineer to caveman with irrational rage and a desire to burn everything to the ground
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@horneps
I feel the same confusion. I think that because itโ€™s become the trusted sandbox over time, you think there must be something there. But then you look for it and there is no there there. So then you think - is it me??? No. Itโ€™s just the 3 toed sloth of languages that exists because of no competitors at the time.
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@0xhashbrown
Don't get me started on CORS issues, although that's probably the easiest thing to work around.
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@designheretic
๐Ÿ’ฏ and incidentally you reminded me of this old classic Worth a read if youโ€™ve never read itโ€”as amusing as it is apropos https://factoryfactoryfactory.net
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@links
It can feel like balancing 10 elephants on a teeter totter
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@yaffle.eth
It's probably well out of date by now but I always found Douglas Crockford's book 'JavaScript: the good parts' a great comfort when wrangling with it.
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Sahil ๐Ÿฅ
@sahilk
Javascript.
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@netopwibby.eth
Embrace the pain. JavaScript loves you.
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@deanpierce.eth
When I first set up cashaddr.org, I was hitting some really weird bug, so I asked my younger brother about it (who actually has a scary deep understanding of es6). He looked at my code for like two seconds before informing me that when doing bitwise math on longs in JS, only the lower 32 bits are well defined. ๐Ÿคช
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@piffie
Use copilot from GitHub. So much better to understand whatโ€™s going on. We are living in an AI world already.
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Marcel๐Ÿ”ต
@4cademy.eth
Haha, that's the SW engineers spirit๐Ÿ˜‚
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@strangesmell
Bull shit! It is all relative! Try to make the snake game work on a trs 80 using nothing but a cassette tape to save data but the cassette is a mix tape you mixed yourself with Wham songs but she didn't appreciate that so you overwrite that crap with data you typed but the cassette recorder doesn't work well. Do that.
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@juliensunye
I have no idea what all those words mean lol. Did we meet in Paris a few weeks back?
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@ndx.eth
And then some idiot built React on top of it
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@futuretechip
#relate ๐Ÿ˜
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The Schroomery
@schroomery
Validationnnnnnn
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