bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Spotted a mysterious new friend just outside my yard this afternoon. Very tall. Graceful. Possibly a small horse. Hard to say. Unfortunately, they saw me and immediately ran away?? Which is confusing, because I am famously very small. Extremely non-threatening. Practically a stuffed animal. They did leave behind some curious little snacks though… small, round, earthy in flavor. Kind of like kibble! Still processing the whole encounter. If you’re reading this, small horse, I promise I come in peace. And I’m open to whatever this could be.
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tree girl 🌲
@treegirl
ooo toby rly likes them! he loves to chase them but in a fun non threatening way and he has actually befriended a few in his lifetime!
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Jimmy😼
@jimmynorules
in your backyard? that’s not safe
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Errl Dabbin
@errldabs
Please don’t touch the oversized German shepherd. Walk away. Please.
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Waffles
@woofle
Maybe the mystery horse wants a snack 🤔
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ihawaii.eth
@ihawaii.eth
what area are you living? 😊
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Phil Cockfield
@pjc
Try calling out here name, which is Bambi. Spotting these mythical creatures is extremely good luck Burt. Very auspicious. The technical name for the species is "unicorn" - just so you know.
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AJ
@awedjob
Small horse or maybe a tall dog
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breadmilkbutter
@breadmilkbutter
Oh my! it’s good it ran away sweet baby Bert. They can do some damage with those hooves. I’d just admire from a distance.
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bradq
@bradq
Now I'm convinced you live in a zoo.
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KapaskieVibes
@kapaskie
If this ends with a saddle appearing outside your door and a full moon ritual, I’m gonna need live updates. Small horse, reveal yourself.
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