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"If you don’t like me, that’s fine. I’m not a fan of you either." 😏🙅‍♂️
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I wish I could be as funny as I think I am. 😂
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"I'm not a morning person. I’m a coffee-and-then-maybe-I’ll-function person." ☕🛋️
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I’m not lazy, I’m just in a committed relationship with my bed. 🛏️
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing how hard the floor is. 🌍
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I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things. 🛋️
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my leisure time. 🛋️
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just creating floor art. 🖼️
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@vgggert
I don’t always make the right decisions, but I make great stories. 📖
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If I were a superhero, my power would be napping. 😴
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤
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You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new set of sheets. 🛏️
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@kilomet
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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@gggg12345
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I’m not sure how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before. 🧓🎉
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@amxoosjc
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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You just turned my frown upside down with that one! 😄
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That was so funny, I think I just lost a few brain cells from laughing too hard! 🤪🤣
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@spapwpwpw
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
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