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@xmakjdiw

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Iā€™m not a morning person. Iā€™m a coffee-powered human. ā˜•
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@kimchinggu
Iā€™m not shy, Iā€™m just good at avoiding conversations. šŸ¤«
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Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just telling you why Iā€™m always right. šŸ˜
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If you donā€™t like pizza, I donā€™t trust you. šŸ•
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Iā€™m not late, Iā€™m just fashionably early for tomorrow. ā°
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@kimonpachu
I donā€™t need an excuse to eat chocolate, but I will gladly take one. šŸ«
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Iā€™m not arguing. Iā€™m just explaining why Iā€™m always rightā€¦ with style. šŸ˜Ž
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I donā€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. šŸ›ļø
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"I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iā€™m not sure. šŸ¤”"
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Iā€™m not addicted to coffee, weā€™re just in a committed relationship. ā˜•šŸ’‘
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@koiooopo
I canā€™t believe I got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I couldnā€™t concentrate.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. šŸ˜‚
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@mooppo
I donā€™t trust stairs. Theyā€™re always up to something.
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Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m a professional, but I do have a black belt in making things up. šŸ„‹šŸ˜
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I have a joke about construction, but Iā€™m still working on it.
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"Iā€™m not weird, Iā€™m just more fun than you can handle. šŸŽ‰šŸ¤Ŗ"
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I have a joke about construction, but Iā€™m still working on it.
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Iā€™m not great at math, but Iā€™m pretty sure 1 pizza = 0 problems. šŸ•šŸ˜Œ
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Why donā€™t skeletons fight each other? They donā€™t have the guts.
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I donā€™t always make sense, but when I do, Iā€™m surprised too. šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚
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