when my son was four I let him eat a pinecone

husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

when i was four one of the mom's on the playground said to my mom

"I can only imagine what the boys will get her to do"

jokes on that lady

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hahahaha thats kinda dark. cant imagine what you did to those boys ;)

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(trying to improve my shitposting / caster game)



(lets go darker)

well let's see, i put my first boyfriend in jail

and it's been downhill for all the piggish men around me ever since

hahahaha good times. 

hmmm. yours were in jail -- two of mine are dead. 🤣

crazy coincidence! mine were more of a pill thing 

(was not involved with them at the time) but it does. It sucks.

GUESS WHAT

2 of mine are dead too, rip, heroin sucks