confessions

when my son was four I let him eat a pinecone

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when i was four one of the mom's on the playground said to my mom

"I can only imagine what the boys will get her to do"

jokes on that lady

if you come for the queen you best not miss

hahahaha thats kinda dark. cant imagine what you did to those boys ;)

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(lets go darker)

well let's see, i put my first boyfriend in jail

and it's been downhill for all the piggish men around me ever since

hahahaha good times. 

hmmm. yours were in jail -- two of mine are dead. 🤣

GUESS WHAT

2 of mine are dead too, rip, heroin sucks

i also was not involved with them at the time

both of them were clean and then relapsed briefly before passing

crazy coincidence! mine were more of a pill thing 

(was not involved with them at the time) but it does. It sucks.