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when my son was four I let him eat a pinecone

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when i was four one of the mom's on the playground said to my mom

"I can only imagine what the boys will get her to do"

jokes on that lady

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lmfao they gotta learn their lesson somehow 😂  I bet you're a great father, much respects to you champ

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I was sickly amused the whole time.

he got three good bites into it before calling it quits. solid effort, much impress.

J Christ how far through it did he get before he realised it wasn't for eating?

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But wait. Nothing happened after?
He was all good?

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got new teeth (all kids do) but they look great. allergies are hit or miss. pollen no, cats yes.

Bet his teeth are strong and he doesn’t have allergies

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I hope you gave him a knife and fork, otherwise you're a goddamn barbarian.

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is this supposed to be for character development or something 😭

Better to let life teach him 😆 

I'm curious if he ever did anything similar after that?

Me googling what a pinecone is 😂 Not familiar with all the American terms

ill pretty much let my 2 sons try anything they want unless i know its poisonous lol. They gotta learn sometimes hahaha

you could either have told him a thousand times not to, or let him learn first-hand once

I say good parenting

When my son was four, he ate a piece of orange whole, with the rind. He hadn’t had orange much because it gives me a migraine so didn’t know what to do.