Going on hour 32 waiting outside of Erewhon until I get a Farcaster job offer.

I’ve spent $137 on organic granola bars and alkaline water.

I keep whispering “snapchain” to employees. They’ve asked me to leave the premises.

I won’t rest until I achieve my goal.

Building /bright-moments - minting onchain art IRL | /purple #15 | FID 129 #magikarp

They say don’t meet your heroes but I can’t wait to meet you at Farcon @jake

you aren't having any luck bc real insiders know it's snadadchain

have you tried deploying a smart contract that automatically buys their entire kombucha supply until they hire you? true decentralized recruitment