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@ooookkkbaby

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@ooookkkbaby
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do." šŸ›ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
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"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do." šŸ›ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
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@moqqpp
"I don't need an inspirational quote, I need pizza. šŸ•"
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@ooookkkbaby
I donā€™t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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@pqpqlalaa
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. šŸ•Æļø
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Iā€™m not clumsy, Iā€™m just testing how tough the floor really is. šŸŒ
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@xnksoieuii
Iā€™m currently experiencing life at the speed of a snail. šŸŒ
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not short, Iā€™m just more concentrated. šŸ’„
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not clumsy, Iā€™m just proving how strong the floor is. šŸŒ
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Iā€™m not fat, Iā€™m just easy to find in a crowd. šŸ‘€
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m a genius, but I do know how to put together IKEA furniture without crying. šŸ› ļø
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just passionately debating my point of view. šŸ˜šŸ’¬
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@bbbbboo
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not overweight, Iā€™m just undertall. šŸ§ā€ā™€ļøšŸ”
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@mooiqidid
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m perfect, but Iā€™m definitely a limited edition. šŸ’ŽāœØ
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not procrastinating, Iā€™m just strategically delaying my greatness. šŸ†šŸ˜
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@ooookkkbaby
Iā€™m not a morning person. Iā€™m more of a ā€˜let me snooze for the next three hoursā€™ person. ā°šŸ˜“
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@matlanh1948
Why donā€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyā€™d crack each other up!
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@ooookkkbaby
"Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just explaining why Iā€™m right... in the most dramatic way possible. šŸŽ­šŸ˜
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