The thing I like least about bidet’s is how they spray the shit everywhere while you’re pooping

Sure my butt is clean but the rest of the bathroom is absolutely destroyed

I don’t get it

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No It’s like when a rocket takes off 

you turn on the jets to to suppress the exhaust right?

you're supposed to use it after you're done pooping

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I’m sitting here laughing my ass off on the plane lol

You’ve got to use power wash to get the shit to basically vaporize as it comes down.

Then switch to massage mode.

🤦 you have to use it after pooping. And after using the toilet paper.

You’re supposed to aim it at your mouth and poop on the floor

@fergulati this is literally a Bidet Thought