The thing I like least about bidet’s is how they spray the shit everywhere while you’re pooping

Sure my butt is clean but the rest of the bathroom is absolutely destroyed

I don’t get it

Midwest mom in a California dad bod || Ruthlessly pro Farcaster

You’ve got to use power wash to get the shit to basically vaporize as it comes down.

Then switch to massage mode.

Cofounder of The Bitcoin Podcast (est 2015). Podcast Producer at Logos. Tier 3 GPP, Co-host of Hashing It Out.

I’m sitting here laughing my ass off on the plane lol