The thing I like least about bidet’s is how they spray the shit everywhere while you’re pooping

Sure my butt is clean but the rest of the bathroom is absolutely destroyed

I don’t get it

Midwest mom in a California dad bod || Ruthlessly pro Farcaster

you're supposed to use it after you're done pooping

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No It’s like when a rocket takes off 

you turn on the jets to to suppress the exhaust right?