McBain
@mcbain
The thing I like least about bidetโs is how they spray the shit everywhere while youโre pooping Sure my butt is clean but the rest of the bathroom is absolutely destroyed I donโt get it
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Michael Pfister
@pfista
you're supposed to use it after you're done pooping
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McBain
@mcbain
No Itโs like when a rocket takes off you turn on the jets to to suppress the exhaust right?
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Michael Pfister
@pfista
๐ Yeah itโs like cutting metal
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Jimmy
@hooker
The bidet is my poop knife
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