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you can fight me if you want. perhaps a classic debate regarding pineapple on pizza? or dogs vs cats? i’ll pretend to have an opinion

pineapple on pizza just makes culinary sense: you need both acid and sugar to balance the other flavors

why do you think they put balsamic on pizzas? it’s science.

ok damn, i agree with you unfortunately. also the enzymes in pineapple help with digestion so it’s functional too

Except cooking pineapple deactivates that enzyme so it’s once again not an ingredient that should ever come near a pizza.

okay maybe raw pineapple put on the pizza after it’s cooked then

Makes theoretical sense but in practice, it fails because pineapple doesn’t bake well. It becomes mushy, losing a lot of its acidity and creating a strange, somewhat cold texture which decimates the mouthfeel. 

You could perhaps make an argument for grilled pineapple but now we’re venturing into the realm of subjectivity, which has no place in a debate.

Then we’re back to this

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as long as we all get a rewards boost haha cc @downshift.eth 

tbh ham and pineapple pizza at pizza hut when i was a kid (back when chain restaurants seemingly served real food) is a core memory and there’s no way to recall accurately if it was actually good. and now i can’t really eat pizza anymore so i’m probably not qualified to have an opinion. i’m just pro pineapple in general. and pro doing whatever you want to your own food #freedom #america #exceptpineappleonpizzawasinventedincanada #engagementfarming #speakingofamericaiwaswokenuptooearlytodaybyascreechingbaldeagle

i can’t eat gluten or cheese. i probably ate a lifetime’s worth in my 20s though so it’s all good