Nopamloiš
@lochi
Why donāt skeletons ever use cell phones? They donāt have the guts to call.
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Cmakjdjfš
@cmakwoeiu
Iām not procrastinating, Iām just prioritizing my naps. š¤
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Akckejjš
@cmekfkid
I donāt always make bad decisions, but when I do, I make sure theyāre hilarious. š
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Spwlkcš
@xmakkdjjf
I was going to take over the world, but I overslept. š“
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NGAilanš
@mxlalokdjj
I have a bedtime, but I prefer not to use it. šļø
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Pikaš
@qpoeiir
Iām not a morning person. Iām a coffee person. ā
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WooLALAš
@xnksoieuii
The only reason Iām awake right now is because Iām waiting for food. š
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