Lauren Messner

@laurenmessner

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My sister’s graduation started with 2 minutes of land acknowledgments followed by recognizing every last community they’re inclusive of. Felt like an SNL bit

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Michigan May–October is so sneaky bc it tricks you into thinking it’s an amazing place to live… then winter hits and you don’t see the sun for like 3 weeks straight

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My sisters are obsessed with these jellycat stuffed animals so they got me one that looks just like Poppy 🥹

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Happy to be back in Michigan

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Ahhhhh edc wristbands finally arrived!!

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if you have kids, keep in mind you can’t control what they’ll remember. like how my relatives gave me a stick horse named guido and thought it was hilarious when i was "riding guido." 🙃 Sure it’s funny but I also cringe when I think about it

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This might just be my anxiety speaking but how is it safe for people to drink alcohol during/after marathons?!

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butter bells are elite. if you think you don’t need one because you “don’t use butter that often” you’ve got it backwards. you don’t use butter often because you don’t have a butter bell

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I’ve wanted to make branzino for awhile, but I’ve been so intimated by it. I finally made it and it was fantastic!

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Looking to potentially transfer my 2024 Tesla model Y lease with ~20 months left. In LA but willing to drive it to SF. Great condition and ~13k miles DC me if you’re interested ☺️

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Robinhood gamified trading (after PMF)…but it was built on real innovation: no fees and mobile-first. Rn crypto is a casino, propped up by pump and dumps with no underlying value. If “get rich” is the only pitch, no wonder normies aren’t buying in. Again, crypto needs a better value prop

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Robinhood got big because it brought stock trading to mobile and removed barriers like fees… not because it gamified investing. The casino vibes came later after they were already popular

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This misses the point. People don’t use Facebook or Twitter to make money—they use them because they’re useful. If crypto’s main value prop is “maybe you’ll get rich,” then what are we actually building? A casino… which is uninspiring

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What bugs me about the Base/content coin stuff is that it leans into the idea that going viral and getting rich will bring normies into crypto. But all it really does is reinforce the belief that crypto is a scam. Money isn’t the hook that’s gonna win the masses

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Charli xcx djing is so much better than Charli xcx “singing” live

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If you’re looking for a light/medium roast espresso blend with hazelnut notes, I highly recommend Craig’s Coffee Motown Espresso blend https://www.craigs.coffee/coffee/p/motown-espresso-blend

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Wanted to see what people were saying in the Coachella livestream and it’s spammed by the kpop fans

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OYSTER FRIDAY 🥳🥳

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Sweet poppy needed a cyst removed and she needs to wear the cone of shame :(

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Dates sautéed in butter really do taste like cookies. Health influencers are onto something

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