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Was in the middle of my Pilates class when I look over my shoulder and see a bus on fire in front of the studio. Is it weird that the studio didn’t stop class when they saw even the fire fighters keeping distance from the bus?
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Excited that Time Warp is sponsoring Neon Garden at EDC this year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUbY52gW9_o
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Capitalism (boiler room PE buyout) might’ve gone too far with this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkcyXB08BBE&t=57s
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How am I supposed to get work done 🥺
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Huge find at Costco in Culver City this week
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Watched a mentally ill homeless man terrorize a mother and child, then cause a near pile-up in Santa Monica traffic. Letting people with severe mental illness live on streets isn't compassionate… it's dangerous for them AND everyone else. Deinstitutionalization was a mistake
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I totally forgot I did a foot peel mask last week until I went to put on socks this morning and nearly had a heart attack
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Sourdough loaf and 5.5 jars of beef bone broth later! Gonna make Thomas Keller’s French onion soup later this week
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Inhaling these gummies. Gut healthy and low calorie snack. Insanely easy to make too
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Prep for the week: - beef bone broth using wagyu bones - sourdough loaf - coconut sticky rice - coconut chia seed pudding (not pictured) Next up: - fruit gummies - butter - jalapeño cheddar sourdough discard biscuits - hummus - blood orange carrot juice
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PISSED that white lotus changed the theme song
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Does anyone think the Apple announcement isn’t about an existing product? Could Tim Cook be retiring? Did Apple acquire something? Anyone have a different prediction?
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POR FAVOR https://polymarket.com/event/will-montoya-stay-with-his-girlfriend?tid=1739571352835
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Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton singing Please Please Please is the duet I didn’t know I needed 🥹 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGCnJwgu40b/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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I’m the luckiest 🥹🥰
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Late night (8:30p) Solidcore
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Personally not a fan of google maps but might need to start using it 🇺🇸🦅
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OH YES OH YES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_XpfzulPUc
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Watching the Poppi drama unfold has been so interesting. There’s a clear line where influencer marketing goes from aspirational to overkill. Same thing happened with Alo vs. Lululemon—Alo’s strategy worked until it felt like too much, and price hikes made customers feel like they were paying for influencer freebies
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I keep mixing up Grok and Gronk, which is ironic because one is all-knowing and the other can barely form a sentence
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