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Looking to potentially transfer my 2024 Tesla model Y lease with ~20 months left. In LA but willing to drive it to SF. Great condition and ~13k miles DC me if you’re interested ☺️
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Robinhood gamified trading (after PMF)…but it was built on real innovation: no fees and mobile-first. Rn crypto is a casino, propped up by pump and dumps with no underlying value. If “get rich” is the only pitch, no wonder normies aren’t buying in. Again, crypto needs a better value prop
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Robinhood got big because it brought stock trading to mobile and removed barriers like fees… not because it gamified investing. The casino vibes came later after they were already popular
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This misses the point. People don’t use Facebook or Twitter to make money—they use them because they’re useful. If crypto’s main value prop is “maybe you’ll get rich,” then what are we actually building? A casino… which is uninspiring
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What bugs me about the Base/content coin stuff is that it leans into the idea that going viral and getting rich will bring normies into crypto. But all it really does is reinforce the belief that crypto is a scam. Money isn’t the hook that’s gonna win the masses
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Charli xcx djing is so much better than Charli xcx “singing” live
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If you’re looking for a light/medium roast espresso blend with hazelnut notes, I highly recommend Craig’s Coffee Motown Espresso blend https://www.craigs.coffee/coffee/p/motown-espresso-blend
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Wanted to see what people were saying in the Coachella livestream and it’s spammed by the kpop fans
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OYSTER FRIDAY 🥳🥳
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Sweet poppy needed a cyst removed and she needs to wear the cone of shame :(
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Dates sautéed in butter really do taste like cookies. Health influencers are onto something
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Leaving Joann’s liquidation sale and it’s hitting me harder than I expected. My late grandma taught me to sew and knit. It was kinda our thing we did on weekends together. We’d go to Joann’s, pick a pattern and fabric, and we’d go back to her house and sew. Thanks for the memories Joann. RIP
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just tipped my favorite farcasters! thank you @samantha @zd @madisonsommer.eth @kristyanak @chasesommer @prestointern @bertwurst.eth for being here :)
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How was Katy Perry chosen for the space flight yesterday? Is Bezos’s wife a big fan and reached out to her? Did Katy Perry’s team reach out to bezos?
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I might be one of the only people who doesn’t think this is a bad thing People were already using credit cards. BNPL for festivals makes sense: - No pay = no ticket (lower default risk) - No interest - Better cash flow Better for consumers and even lenders https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1911750492272939250?s=46
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I was explaining the charli xcx vibe to @zd earlier and joked that her lyrics are like “let’s do a line of coke. Now let’s do ketamine. We’re hot and fun girls in the club. We’re drinking and partying” And then I looked up the lyrics to 365 and realized I wasn’t actually far off
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The Masters got me itching to hit balls at the range. Was shockingly hitting my 6 iron ~147 yards and couldn’t believe it. Today was a “golf is fun” day
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Never noticed how ruthless golf commentators are until I started paying closer attention to the masters
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Coachella putting Sara Landry on right before LISA is so funny bc all these k pop stans are gonna have to endure hard techno for another hour
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LA during Coachella weekend 1 is the best. There’s no traffic, no influencers, and it’s easier to book reservations 🤌
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