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Listening to some relaxing tunes https://youtu.be/jRD1V_pkqcY?si=LvUAA6etWE6aPJ5q
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Plans for the day
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Would you believe me if I told you I’m in Florida? This is Marco Island… a small but stunning part of southwest Florida. My family has been coming here for decades. Only downside is visiting from LA. No direct flights, so had to fly 4 hours to ATL. 2 hr layover. 1 hr flight from ATL to RSW. 1 hr drive from RSW
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So worth the 8 hour trek from LA Any guesses where I’m visiting?
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Shamelessly wore my mouth tape on my red eye and definitely scared the woman next to me. Girl gotta sleep
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Anyone else see what’s wrong with this map?
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Belly button rings are a recession indicator
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Tonight I’m reminded of one of my favorite Steve Jobs quotes: “Ideas are worth nothing unless executed. They are just a multiplier. Execution is worth millions.” Founders who guard their roadmaps forget: investors don’t back ideas—they back execution
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One of the biggest mistakes I’ve seen founders make (in both tech and CPG) is obsessing over competitors One of my fav founders is Immad from Mercury. In a fireside, he said one of his biggest mistakes early on was building features just bc competitors had them—only to kill those features later The best founders? They’re laser-focused on their own roadmap
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Happy MMW to all who celebrate! Anyone have live stream links?
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Auditioning to be a solidcore instructor today. They're hiring part-time and I thought I'd give it a shot. No teaching experience and nervous about speaking in front of people, but I love fitness classes and think I’d be a challenging instructor w great music 😉 wish me luck!
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Anyone have tips that save them during their luteal phase? I'm so drained by like 1p and can't handle it. Looking for energy hacks, supplements, or lifestyle adjustments that actually work! 💫
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- froyo popularity - home workouts/running - nostalgic content (Netflix bringing back sex and the city a year ago) My fav that I learned in Econ is the “lipstick index” (women spend MORE on affordable luxuries like lipstick/perfume)
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Whole foods $1 oyster fridays are going to be my new weekly ritual
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The BEST candles. Can't wait to see (and smell) the new ones :)
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I’m going to be really upset is the severance season finale tells us nothing and S3 takes another 3 years to make
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Made 2 jumbo jars of healthy sleepytime gummies. - tart cherry juice - chamomile tea - gelatin - honey
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Every now and then I shudder at the memory of bringing back a white truffle and pasta from Italy, lovingly preparing a simple dish to let the truffle shine... only for my ex to raid the fridge, dump Rao's tomato sauce all over BOTH our plates and say "no trust me it'll be great."
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Did my own taxes this year and I’m proud to announce that the IRS accepted my return 💅
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WHY am I so sleepy today after I slept 8 hours and got a vitamin b-12 and vitamin D shot (Dehydrated probably)
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