keccers
@keccers.eth
I was just telling @ted this the other day but I’ll tell you guys too. My parents got a rebounder (read: mini trampoline) for “lymphatic drainage” and I swear on my life if one of them breaks a hip on that thing I’m suing Sol Brah for every red cent that little cooking-opposed freak has.
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0xen 🎩
@0xen
when I was growing up so many grandparents houses had mini trampolines and the indoor havoc we wreaked on those things creating obstacle courses was insane
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Rafaello.base.eth
@rafaello12
I’ll probably do the same
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depatchedmode
@depatchedmode
Are we counting down to “I feel drained” being a good thing like “sick”?
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YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡
@yes2crypto.eth
It’s way better for way more things than just lymphatic wellness People don’t bounce anymore They don’t tumble They don’t get upside down Their gut bacteria rots. Their arteries crumble. They have no resistance to cancer BOUNCE FOR GODS SAKE Get those juices flowing. Stop being sick and just BOUNCE I’ll die on this hill
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Nerd-E 🎩🔮
@nerdy
Just get them one of those massage gun/wand things and claim it does the same and takes up less space. It’s probably equally effective at “not very.”
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