keccers
@keccers.eth
I was just telling @ted this the other day but I’ll tell you guys too. My parents got a rebounder (read: mini trampoline) for “lymphatic drainage” and I swear on my life if one of them breaks a hip on that thing I’m suing Sol Brah for every red cent that little cooking-opposed freak has.
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YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡
@yes2crypto.eth
It’s way better for way more things than just lymphatic wellness People don’t bounce anymore They don’t tumble They don’t get upside down Their gut bacteria rots. Their arteries crumble. They have no resistance to cancer BOUNCE FOR GODS SAKE Get those juices flowing. Stop being sick and just BOUNCE I’ll die on this hill
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keccers
@keccers.eth
There’s a sucker born every minute and I’m looking at him.
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