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Just got promoted + raise with no extra work. What a day, had no idea any of this stuff was gonna happen.
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No one ever ‘splained it so I needta ask… what’s the etiquette of farting at work? My employee manual doesn’t cover it…
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Graduated from couples therapy. Guess I’m good at being married now or whatever. 🤣
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Update: Oyster Sauce is what was missing. It’s so good now!!
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The chicken came before the egg. Accept this fact and move on.
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What do you season your fried rice with? Mine is coming out well but a touch bland.
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The fact that this beautiful machine exists dampens my cynicism from time to time.
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I think just about every time I’ve started a thought with “not gonna lie…” I probably should have lied instead 😆
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I’m definitely no chef but my basic cooking skills are improving 😆
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Smoking weed and listening to a shootout. Just California things.
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Continuing my “oof” series of stolen and probably fake posts.
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Decided to get shitfaced off of an open bar at noon for my mother in law’s 80th birthday. How could this possibly backfire?
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It was bold to make “Team America” using marionette dolls/puppets. If they ever make a sequel they should be even bolder and use shadow puppets.
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CrowdStrike’s most recent hire was a bad decision is all I’m saying.
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LMAO oof!
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I want Harris to take over the DNC nomination because the debates would be amazing. Instead of old man “everything he just said was malarkey” in response to one of Trump’s rambling rants, we just may get an arms crossed “mmmmhmmmmm” as a rebuttal and it would probably be funny enough to swing the election.
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I ate too much at lunch. How do I get out of going back to work? I want a nap.
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Today WORDLE was made just for me!
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So is DeSci still a thing or did that whole concept fizzle out? I’m getting tired of memecoins and I just can’t see the current meta…
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