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How surprising is it, really, that an alcoholic sent texts he shouldn’t have? The US is circling the drain.
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I’m feeding my kids blood and guts this evening. Blood sausage and liverwurst. Hurray for themes!
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We are definitely living in an era that will be considered a “dark age.” Almost all of our records are digital and virtually none of our digital records will survive more than a century at most.
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The only data storage system guaranteed to survive the death of the sun is the 8-track players on the Voyagers.
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Protip: you can add LSD to rocksalt shells to make gunfights more interesting.
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It’s only Champagne if it’s from the Champagne region of France. Or a few wineries in California. Nowhere else, otherwise it’s sparkling wine. Does texas have champagne? No, just sparkling wine. New York? Sparkling wine. Does California have good champagne? No. But it does have good sparkling wine 😂 I swear we make California Champagne taste like piss just to mess with the French.
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(At newscorp headquarters) “There is too much negativity! I want every story introduced with a positive spin!” (That evening) “Citizens of most major cities saw an unexpected boost to their solar panel production during the nuclear flashes, saving money on electricity bills…”
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Today’s strange fact: No one born blind has ever become schizophrenic. Seems like that warrants some study…
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Who did it better, no ragerts or:
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Ukrainian names sound like people were trying to cheat at scrabble so they just crammed all the high value consonants together, and when challenged doubled down on it again and again until they were forced to call their children shit like Zalenskyy and Yanukovych.
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NOAA is being killed by Elon Musk right this moment. One of the truly useful things our government does. Enjoy paying for weather updates.
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I don’t know why it’s funny to me that gingivitis may cause alzheimers disease. Maybe their stinky breath is the smell of literal brain rot? 😂
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From a cultural perspective: Chicken were domesticated for the purpose of cockfighting. No one used to eat their flesh or eggs.
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I’m just gonna say it: Cockfighting should be legal again.
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Is everyone going to pretend that some rando named Amy Gleason has been running DOGE (not the coin) this whole time? They clearly picked her today, because Elon got what he wanted and doesn’t need additional liability. Right as rhe agency she was part of quit in mass. This is retarded.
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If I were alone in the woods I’d definitely prefer facing a bear, to dealing with a crypto bear market…
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My 16 year old wants to try his first beer. Are there any issues with this? And if not, what beer should I pick? Thoughts?
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It is the year 2025 and I just saw the thematic connections between Scarface and The Great Gatsby.
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Fuck no, and fuck you for even suggesting it. https://www.space.com/space-exploration/international-space-station/the-iss-should-be-deorbited-as-soon-as-possible-elon-musk-says-lets-go-to-mars
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Maternal mortality rate increased by 33% when Texas banned abortion. Who could have seen this coming…? Oh wait, everyone. Every single person knew that was going to happen. And they did it anyway. Butchers.
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