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So, uhh… what does this @proxystudio.eth mess mean for the future of Gabagool’s Writing Token? 😂

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The most rewarding part of taking care of your kid when she’s sick, is immediately catching the flu from her. I guess rewarding is the wrong word 😂 🤧

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But what really matters is 100 humans would easily win in a game of capture the flag.

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100 men (unarmed) vs a gorilla: Gorilla wins easily. Here’s why: “Out of every one-hundred men, ten shouldn’t even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior and he will bring the others back.” Gorilla only needs to beat 10 and the rest scatter.

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Anyone want some chart porn?

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Feels like a bull trap

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A little morning humor

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All these emojis, and not one anarchy symbol? The fuck are programmers even doing all day? Incompetent wimps.

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Dare I say… we’re so back? 😬

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So over the next 2 years the whole night sky is being mapped. That’s amazing on it’s own. But it’ll be alot easier to identify neat things to look at closer, using a map. Astronomy is about to be next level! https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/missions/spherex/

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MAGA, please stop doing nazi shit.

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Eggs are expensive, kids are getting plastic eggs with cash inside. But not because eggs are expensive, that’s bullshit no one gives real eggs. Issue is sugar is fucking up teeth. Anyhow, cash substitutes for glucose, in a plastic mold that substitutes for painted chicken eggs that symbolize fertility. Plato must be screaming.

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I used to have to fuck with actual maps. GPS and everything that springs from it is fucking magic that we just happen to understand. My internal map was so bad I could either constantly hold a map, focus all my attention on following a pre-memorized route, or say “hey Corporal (Redacted), you want to take point on this route or should a fucking Lieutenant get us lost all day?”

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Checkmate, creationists!

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Chat GPT is tripping balls what the fuck is this?

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Deeply damaged?

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What are the ethics of running a randomized trial to test the effectiveness of dopamine spikes on school test scores. By giving candy to only half of the kids in an elementary school classroom, right before a test, and telling everyone else they can’t have any sugar. Then gambling on the outcome.

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Genius and psychopathy are both dopamine driven behaviors that have much overlap, in terms of inherited genes, risk toleran behavior, and boosted performance under pressure. This can cause confusion among populations, who cannot always distinguish between the two. It explains so much about political dynasties…

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Here’s what I’ve learned since having a daughter: Fake nail technology has dramatically improved since I was in middle school.

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You know how The Office was a UK fake reality show and years later America had a spinoff? This tariffs nonsense seems like the US spinoff of Brexit.

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