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All I want for the holidays is labor. Uninterrupted labor, without whining of dragging feet. Because there is so much shit to be done in my life and I’m too damned crippled to do it all myself. I can’t emphasize enough how much it sucks to see a huge mess and not be able to do shit about it except demand other people work.
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I’m gonna put it in my will that my coffin should be filled with salt. That way, if the Egyptians were right, I’m preserved in the afterlife and wealthy with salt (which used to be super valuable). Worst case a few dollars wasted. How could anyone afford NOT to do it?
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My Facebook account is 20 years old 👴🏻 How… how did this happen?
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(In the car) “So what do you want to listen to?” “I don’t care, put on whatever” And that’s when I found it, after all these years! My golden opportunity to play an mp3 of Hodor arguing with Groot for 45 minutes.
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I spent the evening drinking wine and talking to a fellow aerospace engineer from Russia. I think there’s about a 10% chance we all die in nuclear hellfire this decade. Have a good evening.
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I financially survived another year, saved at the buzzer by crypto mooning an a bonus check. 2025 is next, and frankly looks terrifying, aside from crypto. I cannot overstate how much is riding on these bags, which at this point are a year’s income. The smart move would be to cash out some and diversify at the next pump…
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If you think healthcare CEOs are scared now, just wait until you see what happens with Vivek and Elon slash the VA and put disabled and mentally ill veterans under private health insurers.
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Imagine working at McDonalds, and turning in a murderer. Then not getting the reward due to a technicality. Then getting fired for the backlash your employer faced from the news. Then losing your UHC healthcare coverage because you lost your job. Fucking Shakespearian if you ask me. The system grinds up eveyone, even those that serve it.
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This comic has haunted me for years.
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Wearing fish on their heads again after 40 years can only mean one thing: Orcas have elected their new pope! I wish them luck on their continued holy war against yachts. https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/07/science/orcas-salmon-hat-puget-sound/index.html
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The messed up thing about the other day was that America was so busy celebrating the shooting of a CEO that nobody noticed a school shooting also happened.
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They should sell a line of vapes that whiten your teeth. Or make them glow in the dark. Combining vanity and addiction seems profitable.
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Why are Terra and Luna up 100% this past month? What possible explanation is there for these dead coins to move? Is a bot somewhere just buying every old coin in existence? WTF is going on?
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Thanksgiving was great. I breaded and fried vegetables as my contribution. They made great appetizers. Echo and Aixbt mooned. It was a good time.
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Yooo dusting off old wallets is rad…
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The ideal spokesman for ghffb47yii2rteeyy10op is, of course, @greg16676935420
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It’s pretty strange that nearly every single person on earth has seen the work of Giuseppe Fiorelli but no one knows his name or what he made.
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I’m a little teapot. Or maybe a dancing monkey. Can’t rule that out.
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Fun fact of the day: Purgatory is Christian fanfiction. It does not appear in the Bible. The Christian fandom was so outraged by the unjust rules of their protagonists that they made up their own rules, correctly assuming no one would rewd the source material and contradict it. Christian hell is full of infants.
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A measly 300% pump for ByeGary? Have memes lost their magic?
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