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It’s only called x.com because there’s no swastika button on the keyboard.
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I took a bunch of nearly spoiled vegetables and made an awesome curry out of it. Massive win!
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If trump sucks up all the liquidity, when he rugs and fucks the whole market… we all deserved it.
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Just so everyone is clear: The demand that guests remove shoes upon entry is paired with the expectation that floors are clean and dry.
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Ooooh cool states you’ve been in map. Good stuff. What about states you’ve f’kd in?
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I pushed buttons and things look like triangles. Shapes! Blocks chains!
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(Libertarian voice) Obviously what California should do is send all these socialist, publicly funded firefighters home and let the free market solve the fire instead! 😂
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Ok, hypothetical question: Is it better to physically transport seed phrases and trezors during a fire, or to leave behind in a fireproof safe?
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I’d measure how free a society is by 2 factors: Life expectancy, and how silly people can be without attracting negative attention.
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I’m staying up late for 2 reasons: 1. Fire and hurricane winds everywhere. 2. So I can sell a Shekel for 1 penny
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This wind sounds like a freaking train rolling over the roof. Good times.
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It’s seems kinda strange when my wife gets mail from a friend who’s in jail. I almost want to get my own pen pal so I’m not left out. Like “Hey Luigi what’s up? I had to get a referral from my insurance today and thought of you…”
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Ok it’s pretty hilarious that Canada gets to be 1 state. Canada, more important than both North AND South Dakota? Unthinkable.
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“Retard” is back!!? Finally I can describe myself without raising eyebrows again. Ignore this retarded dip, we’re so back!
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Today we honor Richard “Dick” Butt: An accomplished basketball coach in Indiana, he began his coaching career in 1958. He served as head coach at Liberty Center from 1959 to 1964, achieving a 70-40 record and leading the team to a county title and the 1964 Sectional title. Butt continued his coaching career at Lakeland from 1964 to 1973, securing additional sectional titles. He retired in 1996 with 429 career wins and was inducted into the Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame in 2023.
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NGL I’m conflicted. On the one hand, buying $dickbutt is my best trade of all time if I sell. This is deeply humiliating on a personal level. But on the other hand, physically holding “Dickbutt” tokens has made my dick grow and I don’t want that to stop. Investing is an odd mix of emotions…
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How do I insert a clause into my living will that states in no uncertain terms: “If my memory is damaged and I don’t remember ‘Grave of the Fireflies’ never ever let me watch it.”
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I would sacrifice half the shows I currently watch for another season of Penguin. It needed to be said.
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Happy New Year! Let’s get rich in 2025
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(Mother in law hands me an antique match case she’s about to sell) “Hey… are you aware this is full of diamonds?”
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