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Mood
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Life advice: 99% of the time the coolest thing you can possibly do is just act fucking normal.
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Donโ€™t forget to vote!
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Your high school coach lied to you. The most effective recovery posture is leaning forward with your hands on your knees, which we all do by instinct. ๐Ÿ–• fuck you coach
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Prosopagnosia A word as easy to remember as the faces of family and friends.
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Itโ€™s pretty funny that RFK jr ran as a spoiler against Biden, but his unhinged nonsense was so appealing to Trumps base that he had to quit and campaign with Trump.
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Protip: if you wanna inconvenience an airplane with your tobacco use but donโ€™t want to pay a fine, use smokeless tobacco and spit on the floor ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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Bottom signal: Even Trump has returned to McDonald after his crypto project failed.
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Iโ€™m currently surrounded by peacocks. Who knew they are so active at night? Why are there even peacocks here!!? Iโ€™m trying to sleep. Invasive species, apparentlyโ€ฆ
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You can order live bees on the internet, mailed to your house. How has no one done this in anger? Sending someone 5 lbs of live bees in the mail would be a hell of a thing to doโ€ฆ
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Daughter asks for help with homework: โ€œIโ€™m writing a story and need a disturbing reason a government would pretend the outside world is destroyed.โ€ (2 minutes of ideas later) โ€œWhat the FUCK is wrong with you? Iโ€™ll finish my homework in my roomโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Kidding my ideas were awesome)
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Thinking about the equivalent temperatures the aft end of the rocket must faceโ€ฆ It probably exceeds the maximum use temperature of any material. They must use the liquid oxygen and/or fuel as part of an active cooling system as it enters the rocket engine.
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(Blind drunk, brandishing a knife butt naked and covered in mud) โ€œTHE DIRT MAN!!!? IS HE REAL!? WHICH FUCKING MOUNTAIN IS HE HIDING UNDER!โ€
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Damn that food was spicy!
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Dealing with privately owned utilities makes me unironically want to embrace communism. They suck that much.
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Made the semifinals but got too tired. These guys were like half my age.
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Hahahahaha my old ass is gonna fight in a tournament on Saturday. This will end well ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Today I asked a Cambridge University professor if he was retarded. Since when is academia so sensitive to simple questions?
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Itโ€™s hard to overstate how awkward things can get when you donโ€™t easily recognize faces, canโ€™t remember names, and get dropped into a social situation without mutual friends to be your guide. Several groups of people just assume I donโ€™t like them. Theyโ€™re right, but thatโ€™s a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Which was more heartbreaking? Rick&Morty - Suicide Spaghetti, or Futurama - Jurassic Bark?
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