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Maternal mortality rate increased by 33% when Texas banned abortion. Who could have seen this coming…? Oh wait, everyone. Every single person knew that was going to happen. And they did it anyway. Butchers.
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Ok I’m drunk enough to say it: The world’s richest man paid just over a half billion dollars in order to access all the nation’s data, in a desperate attempt to win the AI race. Is something that would happen in, uh, science fiction. Or something-
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New definition of vegetable: Grows on a plant and you can eat it with ranch dressing.
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Dearest Putin, Please stop shooting thr Chernobyl Safe Confinement with drone strikes. Sincerely, Eveyone who doesn’t want to glow in the dark.
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When you stare really hard at something, do your eyes start adding motion or a rippling effect to the object you stare at?
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Hey remember when someone was like “Elon Musk could easily end world hunger for $6 billion.” And then Elon challenged the world food program to explain how $6 billion could do that and said he would donate if they did. And the WFP explained exactly how, and Elon… donated the money to himself and his own foundation instead? Cool. Cool…
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So… Bluesky is an obvious honeypot, right?
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You know how some perfume starts with a stinky base fragrance like ambergris? Then cover it up to make a complex fragrance. Hear me out on this: Old People Smell
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Odds have been revised to 1/45 chance of natural impact, 44/45 chance of death by incompetence! Bullish!
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If there is a god, he is the most autistic being to ever exist. I will not be taking questions. Just think about it, you know it’s true.
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I hate C Type thermocouples. I hate them so much. They are the worst thing in the world.
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Ok bear with me here… I propose we give the Nobel Prize to whoever can synthesize a virus that can infect both humans, and computers.
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Got high and bought a few pounds of a5 wagu steaks AMA 😵‍💫
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Any room can become a panic room of you’re looking at a bad chart 😂
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I think that there is a 1/83 chance an asteroid kills us in 2032. But a 82/83 chance musk tries to drag it into orbit to mine it, fucks up, and gets us all killed.
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I sharted today. Down bad.
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What if DeepSeek is just lying about the number of chips they use so they don’t screw over whoever is bypassing export controls to resell them?
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This “tipping” culture in the USA seems identical to the sort of bribery that is endemic to third world nations like India, where you’ll need to slip cash to the electrician you just called for him to actually start working. Seems like wages dipped below some kind of threshold during the pandemic, triggering this…
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When your kid is about to enter a Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament
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The ETH gods won’t let the token rise until max despair. So let’s all despair because making bad public calls at the top/bottom is the sacrifice that nourishes The Old Ones. Everyone do your part!
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