I saw Dan at a food mart in LA a day ago. I told him how cool it was to chat with him IRL, but I didn’t want to act impish and annoy him and ask him for photos or anything.

Dan said, "Oh, so that's what you call it?"

I was caught off guard, and all I could say was "Huh?" but that guy would cut in going "Huh? Huh? Huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my mouth. I walk away to go about my shopping, I soon found him laughing as I walk off. As I pay for my stuff up front, I saw him trying to walk out with about fifty Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

1/2

This is the greatest engagement farming I have seen in my entire life. It needs to be studied, bottled and sold in markets for the good of humanity.

I wish I randomly meet Dan too while I’m in LA

father, husband, css booster, ux engineer, silently defining variables as /sdv sdv.wtf

hall of fame copy pasta from Reddit

well played @sdv.eth

Get with the times, old man https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta

This is some weird, deeply specific fanfiction. I'd put tape over all your webcams. 😂 😂 😂 😂

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

Alex, I'll take things that didn't happen for $500

Hahahah WTF, man. That’s was very creative tho. Thank you for the entertainment @sdv.eth ! 🤣

That "huh?" "Huh huh huh?" Killed me 😂