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@cnwkjf

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@cnwkjf
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room? 🦇
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I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than you. 🌍
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving my problems time to think about how to solve themselves. ⏳
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I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than you. 🌍
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I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable. 📝
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I wish I could be as cool as I pretend to be. 😎
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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I’m not lazy, I’m just in my energy-saving mode. 🔋
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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just mentally preparing for life. 🧠🤔
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving myself time to mentally prepare for what’s coming. 💼😎
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I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.
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If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably think this is stupid. 🤡🙃
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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"I think I need to take notes on how to be this funny! ✍️😜"
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I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
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That was so good, it’s going on my 'Favorites' list! 🔖😂
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You have a PhD in comedy, don’t you? 🎓😂
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That joke was so good, I almost passed out from laughing!
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