Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp

Cmakjdjf🎭

@cmakwoeiu

405 Following
18 Followers
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 💖
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I see love in its eyes 😍 😍 😍 🥰 🥰
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
"My favorite childhood memory is not having to do my own laundry." 👕🧺
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
"I’m allergic to mornings." 🌅😬
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee-dependent life form. ☕
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition. 🤪
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I’m not clumsy, I’m just giving the floor a hug. 🤗
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I’m not procrastinating. I’m just giving my ideas time to marinate. 🧠
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my naps. 💤
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
"I could be social or I could be in bed with a book. Guess which one I chose? 📚"
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Kooqiwi🎭 pfp
Kooqiwi🎭
@palowoodj
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
My brain has too many tabs open right now. 🧠
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Mkoiiiu🎭 pfp
Mkoiiiu🎭
@pppppo134
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a ‘please don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 10th cup of coffee’ person. ☕️🙅‍♀️
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. 🛣️😅
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I tried being a morning person, but I’m too tired to keep trying. 💤🌞
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
That joke was so good, I might have to start a fan club for you! 🙌😂
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Aporok🎭 pfp
Aporok🎭
@mmakaka
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Cmakjdjf🎭 pfp
Cmakjdjf🎭
@cmakwoeiu
I’m putting that in my 'Best Jokes Ever' collection! 😂
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction