Keep making fun of America and we will tariff Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.

What will Canadians put on their salads instead? Grey Poupon?

Canada has a lopsided economical reliance on Terrance & Philip. Something America is equally dependant on.

Fineeee we’ll tell the boys to stop exporting all of our fentanyl

finally I can 'okay banger' something before Dan 

okay, 
banger

We must stop this somehow. I like the idea of starting with ranch

Meh, they'll just import mayonnaise from the UK

…I’ll never understand the American love for ranch dressing.  I’m a thousand island man.