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Everyone who bet on Tyson last night has never slept wrong on their pillow rendering them reliant on their peripheral vision for the next 3 days. 

Tell me you haven't gotten old yet without telling me you haven't gotten old yet.

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

Me: hobbling around after hurting my back.
Kids: “how did you hurt your back?”
Me: “I got out of bed”

Or sleep at a slightly off angle and ruin their lower back for a week

I’m glad he didn’t get knocked out or wreck a knee or something. Felt bad watching at times