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Last night I was trapped in a school near Chernobyl. There were scores of mutants outside. Hulking, deformed men that stood close to 10 feet tall. The best part was that instead of walking through the endless hallways, trying to evade the Russian soldiers that patrolled the area…I rollerbladed. Thanks, brain, that dream made perfect sense
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Ok, Going to sleep. Wish me luck
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“Cowboy DAVE, tell me about crypto.” Bitcoin's Current State Bitcoin’s sittin' 'round $64,869.38, holdin' steady despite a recent dip. Analysts reckon it could hit $90,000 by year-end if it keeps support above $70,000. But if that support crumbles, it might tumble to $52,000. Ethereum's Progress Ethereum’s gearin' up fer its Proto-Dankshardin' upgrade, which aims to slash them gas fees and boost scalability. This here upgrade's got folks mighty excited, thinkin' it'll draw in more developers and users. Regulatory Rumbles The SEC’s been causin' a ruckus, targetin' major exchanges like Coinbase and Binance over potential securities violations. This regulatory tussle could shake up the whole darn crypto landscape. Farcaster’s Own Growth The Farcaster network's thrivin', thanks to them newfangled Frames, which let folks interact with NFTs and tokens right quick. This has led to a 400% increase in daily active users, makin' it one of the hottest spots in the decentralized social media scene.
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I’m sorry for being so far behind on my notifications. Shame. Shame. Shame
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I had a perfectly reasonable explanation for making these
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I don’t think I will ever pass 10k degen this season…
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I was on X for 1 one minute this time…and I saw one of the richest men in the world tell the Governor of California that he sucks cock. Something is wrong with us…
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Anyone want a couple million? I’m giving it away…
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I just had the most insanely vivid dreams. They were awful, and now my head hurts. I would rather have not even slept. Ever happen to you?
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I’m tired, and so can you.
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Maybe I have an asshole face…bc I am almost universally disliked. There are so, so, many examples. Like, as a college freshman, I printed a collage of masterworks on a sheet cake. It was the dessert for a gallery soirée. The attendees were encouraged to consume it for better art’ing. The GD club putting on the show liked the cake, but later on I heard that they hated I was the one who thought of it. This is only one of many anecdotes that explain why I often hesitate to engage, smile, and laugh with people.
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I like to follow people who will never follow me back 😎
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The last week has been ridiculous. GN. Love you too
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I was on X for exactly 2 minutes today and decided to release this PSA: Both sides are brainwashed. Goddamn, it’s like seeing neighboring cults bicker with each other.
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Not to sound rude, or unpatriotic, but Hitler also narrowly avoided an assassination attempt. Dodging a bullet doesn’t redeem one in the eyes of history.
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Mow mow mow the lawn, gently while I melt in the heat…
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I took a photo from Xnft, planning on writing about NFTs, but didn’t. Now I have all of these saved without any artist info. Anyone know the artist?
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So, Butler, PA is like 20 minutes from my house. Disappointed that he…never mind. Maybe it was a future human trying to prevent ww3.
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Anyone want 100,000 of this?
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/co airdrop
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