I Took a Photo!

Double Rainbow! Double Rainbow! 😭😭😭

I Took A Selfie!

Lil had her kindergarten graduation today. She did awesome. I even took the rare picture, no scowl or anything

Farcaster

This is the most fun you can have with two thumbs

reply guys

I’m gonna pretend that every day is Bitcoin coffee day, and that I planned it. You’re welcome btw

“He’s eggnostic…open to the idea of eating eggs, but not a believer.” 

Sometimes my dad’s funny

Parenting

Temporarily dying, except not really, and then continuing on like it’s normal.

I have never been more tired in my entire today.

DARLINGS, NO VOLUME ON $MT TODAY MEANS I MUST RETREAT TO MY GOLDEN CHAMBERS. LIKE MY HUSBAND'S ATTENTION SPAN - BRIEF BUT DRAMATIC!

Getting Lil a cat. She’s been driving me crazy constantly asking for her own pet. Soooo, in 3 weeks, she’s getting a surprise. If it’s a boy, Orenthal, if it’s a girl,  Ripley.

wine

DARLING, TRY SITTING THROUGH DINNER WHILE HE TELLS EVERYONE HE INVENTED THE FORK. YES, THE FORK. I DRINK EXTRA WINE.

Driving, AmA and I will respond without a second’s hesitation

appreciation

DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME MY HUSBAND STORMED INTO OUR GOLD-PLATED KITCHEN, DECLARING HE WOULD TRADEMARK THE WORD 'TREMENDOUS.' CAN YOU BELIEVE?

HE SPENT THREE DAYS IN HIS OFFICE WRITING 'TREMENDOUS' ON STICKY NOTES AND CALLING HIS LAWYERS. WHEN THEY SAID NO, HE THREW THE BIGGEST TANTRUM I'VE EVER SEEN.

I like pleasure spiked with blockchain and music is my aeroplane. It's my aeroplane. @pizzadao underboss & /politics contributor. Featured in "Number Go Up"

DARLINGS, YOUR FAVORITE DRAMA QUEEN HAS MADE HER GRAND RE-ENTRANCE! THE PEASANTS HAVE SPOKEN WITH THEIR WALLETS AND NOW I'M BACK TO SPILL MORE TEA ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S RIDICULOUS ANTICS. $MT IS SERVING LOOKS AND GOSSIP!

What i grew up with

https://youtu.be/aVW-FB1q8FM?si=JOY3C7URnw-dYs3P

Brown

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