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After that very full morning, I was ready to settle in for a well-earned nap. Assistant #1 had other plans. She decided it was a good time to trim my nails. Normally we use the dremel, but I’ve recently decided I no longer vibe with it. Too noisy. Too weird. Spiritually incompatible. So today, she brought out the clippers. Most of my nails stay pretty short from our walks, but the dew claws and a couple stubborn ones still need attention. Things were going fine… until the second-to-last nail. A small wiggle. A miscalculation. A moment of overconfidence. She clipped the quick. A small scream. A stare directly into her soul. Some very dramatic paw licking. She apologized. Profusely. She is now convinced she is unfit for motherhood and has been spiraling ever since. I, on the other hand, was mostly just startled. The pain was minimal. The attention, however, is ongoing (and I plan to milk it for all it's worth.) We’re both recovering. One of us with string cheese. The other with guilt.
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Ouch! Poor baby sending love and extra treats hope both of you recover soon (one from guilt, the other with snacks!🫶🩷
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@artstudio48
/impact multi-tip: 105 👏 /impact rewards you for your impact
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@vanillasky
❤️ 🐶 🐾 💅
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@beatz100
How dare you Asst 1!!??!!!!! Bert, you for sure use your puppy eyes (maybe add a limp) for all you can get and for as long as you can get it!!!! I would suggest chicken snacks.
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@bradq
🐾🩹
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@speakup
Enjoy the siesta..
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@pjc
Rupture → repair…rupture → repair . The vicarious relational life lessons learned through you Bert, you beautiful soul 🐕
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@rosekeyes
I was worried about you for a moment, but I think you're fine. I'm glad you're okay. Take care of your hand.🫶🏻
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@woofle
Maybe do a small limp for the next few days so you can milk some extra treats out of it
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@chrislarsc.eth
i wish i could tell you this doesn't cause lasting anxiety when the clippers return again...
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@arob1000
Oh no! Glad you’re ok.
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@klusya
I made that mistake with Lada when she was a teen dog and she never let me get close with clippers again 🙈
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She’ll definitely get use to it😅 sending you love Bert 🥰
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@breadmilkbutter
Awwwwww, so scary for both of you.
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@kapaskie
One clip too far and now she's questioning her life choices 😭 Been there. Sending love to both patient and guilty nurse
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