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Emergency family meeting concluded. Secrets revealed. Lives changed. I regret to inform you: I am a nepo-puppy. I was scrolling the feed, looking for fellow dachshunds… and found the cast below. A small worry began. That worry deepened when @tako-unik shared their episode of /los-fomos with @horsefacts.eth, an episode that confirmed he is, in fact, not a horse… but a human. And even crazier, a human I HAVE MET. In January, I was visited by my human uncle [REDACTED]. Super nice guy, although he did eat the cheese he was supposed to give me. And today, I’ve come to learn that that human uncle… was @horsefacts.eth. Apparently, there was a cabal of friends and relatives keeping this from me so the nepotism wouldn’t immediately go to my head and make me drop an album or launch a clothing line. Honestly? Fair. But the truth is out now. And I will be using this information irresponsibly. (And forcing Uncle Horse to distribute stickers for me at Farcon.) https://warpcast.com/bertwurst.eth/0xb434a3be

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@horsefacts.eth

I forgot that I ate the string cheese, that was pretty funny

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I knew it! But %#?!$&% warpcast search is so bad I couldn’t find the evidence lmao For the life of me I couldn’t find that cast from the horse man and I started thinking I hallucinated it @nounishprof see!!

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lowkey feels like i was a part of a cabal for knowing about this

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Hey nepo-puppy, I think you should release a line of luxury canned pea-soup. Just saying, it's cooler than Tequila.

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Uncle Horse & Bert’s Purple Journey: A Farcaster Tale Who’s funding the film? 💜🐾🐴

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I love this episode of the real housewives of farwarpcast

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@incarterseyes.eth

I knew it, he was the first group of people to follow you!

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@degenveteran.eth

So awesome! I never got to know the big horse uncle of yours but I know he's a great builder! 🐎 Love that you now know and don't have that hanging over your head *wondering 🤔

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HORSE IS YOUR UNCLE?! Wasn’t expecting that on the timeline!

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This could be an epic episode of a telenovela

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Wait, horse facts isn’t a a horse? ☹️

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now that you know, i think you should launch your erewhon smoothie pupcup first and then your own skincare/makeup range

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dropping the pupfacts.eth

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@koolkheart.eth

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wait who is horsefacts??

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we still love you.

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