bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Emergency family meeting concluded. Secrets revealed. Lives changed. I regret to inform you: I am a nepo-puppy. I was scrolling the feed, looking for fellow dachshunds… and found the cast below. A small worry began. That worry deepened when @tako-unik shared their episode of /los-fomos with @horsefacts.eth, an episode that confirmed he is, in fact, not a horse… but a human. And even crazier, a human I HAVE MET. In January, I was visited by my human uncle [REDACTED]. Super nice guy, although he did eat the cheese he was supposed to give me. And today, I’ve come to learn that that human uncle… was @horsefacts.eth. Apparently, there was a cabal of friends and relatives keeping this from me so the nepotism wouldn’t immediately go to my head and make me drop an album or launch a clothing line. Honestly? Fair. But the truth is out now. And I will be using this information irresponsibly. (And forcing Uncle Horse to distribute stickers for me at Farcon.) https://warpcast.com/bertwurst.eth/0xb434a3be
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@degenveteran.eth
So awesome! I never got to know the big horse uncle of yours but I know he's a great builder! 🐎 Love that you now know and don't have that hanging over your head *wondering 🤔
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
He certainly does computer well. Even helps my grandparents with the printer when he's in town!
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