thomas

I want my cause of death to be: falling coconut

(not anytime soon though)

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I’ll make a note to retire to Ko Tao when I’m really old

When I visited Ko Tao in Thailand, falling coconuts were the #1 or #2 cause of death on the island

building /quidli 🦑, casting in /justinahn, daoing in /🍊 & /🟪

I’m a solipsist, the universe dies with me.

Joke aside, I’ve given up trying to explain or provide instructions to my loved ones about my wallets.

Instead, I’ve given them the contact details of a crypto-capable friend that I trust enough to sort it all out with just my hardware wallet and do the right thing.

side note, but do your loved ones have access to your wallets in case of said coconut death?

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That’s a good point. Imagine the irony of being turned into a vegetable by a falling fruit

Make sure you will walk past very long coconut trees. There’s a threshold when a kinetic force leaves people alive but not living. Not a good place to be. 

(motorbikers know what I mean)

my guy and i were attacked pretty aggressively by a swooping bird with a sharp beak while mountain biking the popular Derby Trails in tassie.

i thought maybe it was a one-off event, but it turns out magpies have not only killed people in defense of their territory, but injure hundreds of bikers a year and nearly blinded some toddlers. 

we were descending a pretty technical rock section at the time and things def coulda gone sideways quickly if we weren’t wearing protection at the time. 

filing this under things you only learn about while traveling. 

we didn’t have cameras on, but check the link for footage of these birds in attack mode: https://youtu.be/p5njR8rNEro?si=OuIfyzUCWOs7_4s-

better than magpie attack https://warpcast.com/jacy/0x7dfa2bce

kinda makes me the think we need a dumb ways to die channel but i’m pretty sure that would guarantee i would die in the dumbest way possible

kinda makes me the think we need a dumb ways to die channel but i’m pretty sure that would guarantee i would die in the dumbest way possible https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw?si=1GzM-2QBr7HbBwGA

Stated preference death by coconut.
Revealed preference death by falling branch.

I'll suggest ko samui, thailand, as a lovely place to live life on the edge 🥥

It’s really gonna be hard for the family to explain and not get laughed at in the face 😂