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For the Graeber fans (rip) this is a good one
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I’m starting to build a stock portfolio in my retirement accounts for the first time and I feel kind of dirty doing it. But it seems like the right time to start buying.
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Me watching the stock market dump
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I’ll call your “3 coffees no lunch” and raise with “a monster and mouth full of zyns”
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We should reduce our reliance on private property and consumerism to address our loneliness epidemic. If we give the Amazon orders a break and rely on our community for our needs we can start to heal from our dopamine addictions. Imagine talking to your neighbor to borrow a tool. You save money, reduce waste, and get to know someone.
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If you’re looking for fresh source material, try asking a child. I asked a six year old what a good April fools prank would be and she said to put a hotdog in someone’s shoe. That’s a top tier prank
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Me because my toddler thought 4 am would be a good time to wake up
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This is how my two year old plays. A recreation of the traffic we were in today 🚗🚙🏎️🚕🚛🚙🛻
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There’s literally just another turtle
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With all of its drawbacks, adhd comes in clutch for (real or perceived) crisis management
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based and aantonop coded
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Do Europeans high five?
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Can I get a link to these transactions? I do not remember this degen airdrop… is it on their L3?
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If you ever want to do this, the Superchain has docs for you: - https://docs.optimism.io/stack/transactions/forced-transaction - https://docs.unichain.org/docs/technical-information/submitting-transactions-from-l1
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NYC is garbage. I heard if the NYPD finds out you own bitcoin they’re allowed to throw you on the subway tracks.
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My son doesn't sleep with a blanket or a stuffed animal. Last night it was a collection of 5 cars and a bag full of mangos that he got from his Lolo
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I don’t know what the “recast” button does
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good thread
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https://warpcast.com/bayardo.eth/0x3cb561cf
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