soyboy

@soyboy

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there are riches in niches

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If you leave a voicemail asking me to call you back at "my earliest convenience" you're going to be waiting a long fucking time. You want a response? Try a threat

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I've become disillusioned, caffeine appears to be a required part of the execution stack

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all my homies hate zoom

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I'm back from my social media break so @androidsixteen.eth can teach me to kick my caffeine addiction

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time to log off and win forever

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https://warpcast.com/kristyanak/0xd1cf0399

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just tipped my favorite farcasters! thank you @blankspace @bitfloorsghost.eth @garrett @androidsixteen.eth for being here :)

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My son doesn’t know what an ice cream truck is. He calls it the music truck lol

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For the Graeber fans (rip) this is a good one

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I’m starting to build a stock portfolio in my retirement accounts for the first time and I feel kind of dirty doing it. But it seems like the right time to start buying.

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Me watching the stock market dump

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I’ll call your “3 coffees no lunch” and raise with “a monster and mouth full of zyns”

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We should reduce our reliance on private property and consumerism to address our loneliness epidemic. If we give the Amazon orders a break and rely on our community for our needs we can start to heal from our dopamine addictions. Imagine talking to your neighbor to borrow a tool. You save money, reduce waste, and get to know someone.

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If you’re looking for fresh source material, try asking a child. I asked a six year old what a good April fools prank would be and she said to put a hotdog in someone’s shoe. That’s a top tier prank

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Me because my toddler thought 4 am would be a good time to wake up

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This is how my two year old plays. A recreation of the traffic we were in today 🚗🚙🏎️🚕🚛🚙🛻

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There’s literally just another turtle

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