Doing things that don’t scale is fun until you’ve scaled and you don’t have the process to handle it.

soyboy

First diy project was my son’s room and the start of my home owner arc

Parenting

https://open.spotify.com/track/1MJcqxNYsGRWK5etxzCboD?si=1oFN3AF1SmO2zMiroS3BPA&context=spotify%3Asearch

Screens

“The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” is hella good

> “Hey can you bring me a beer from the cooler?”
< “here you go”
> “thanks son”

I’m safe from phishing scams because I dont read my emails or text messages

Degen

Stop begging people to buy your bags

If it's a good coin, people will buy

If it's not, you're cooked

Simple

If you can't fud your own bags, you're ngmi

someone-build

Mobile application that removes a fog of war of places you've explored. It would be cool to have a heat map of time spent in different locations.

I walked into an insane stand off. The space between the two was small but absolute. Their eyes did all the talking so I just snapped a pic and got out of there. (Yeah I know I need to deadhead that bush but I don’t have clippers)

Eat 3 chocolate bars and get 10 calories for free???

hottakes

Zoomers dress like shit. The y2k + sifting through the thrift shop garbage ain’t it

Any advice for a parent going from 1 to 2? We’ll have a 2.5 y/o boy when baby girl is born.

guiltypop

Kris Jenner is 69 years old. how and I mean HOW does she look like this?!

what secrets are Kris, Lindsey Lohan, Shania Twain, Demi Moore, Anne Hathaway, Christina Aguilera all sharing (err, gatekeeping)?

Trader Joe’s on a Sunday? Pray for my wife

Fitness

your body *absolutely* does not know what it needs, though, and it's been proven *repeatedly* by tens of thousands of researchers independently

your body wants to stay dormant, consume highly palatable calorie dense food, not to expel energy, not to learn anything new, watch tv all day, brainrot, watch porn, and give up

and as to the main point made by @androidsixteen.eth? about "knows what it wants"? yeah sure it *wants* to not feel pain in the knees, but does it want to stretch to prevent that? nope

it *wants* lower back not to strain, but does it *want* to lift with the legs? fuck no

it *wants* not to have diabetes, but does it want to give up on a sugary diet? again, no

your body is stupid as hell when it comes to long term vision

wearables help translating long term goals into short term "you haven't moved in 1 hour buddy, time to move?"

The body is not the mind. If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.

If you leave a voicemail asking me to call you back at "my earliest convenience" you're going to be waiting a long fucking time. You want a response? Try a threat

My caffeine addiction has been back for the Pinetree launch lol

I've become disillusioned, caffeine appears to be a required part of the execution stack

no chat in zoom???? how are we supposed to shitpost 

cc @soyboy

friendly neighborhood shitcaster // working on @pinetree

I'm back from my social media break so @androidsixteen.eth can teach me to kick my caffeine addiction