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Toddlers are wild 3:30am - dragged out of bed by a 1 year old, taken to the fridge, warmed up leftovers for him, and sat with him as he ate 4am - trains 4:30am - back to bed
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This is basically what I do: https://youtu.be/hNuu9CpdjIo?feature=shared
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My toddler goes to bed and runs through every noun he knows and says goodnight to it. Night night bus, night night car, night night choo choo, night night trash
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what the fuck, I can't tell whats real anymore 😭 is this good...? I need an expert to weigh in here
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So whats with bringing your dog to your wedding? I never see them at the reception
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Just joined the Scout Game waitlist! Ready to scout, build, and win by spotting top onchain talents! Join me and claim your spot by sharing this frame.
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wassup
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I like adding a profile to streaming accounts left logged in at airbnbs. New member of the family :)
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These collaborations are getting out of hand. Oreo flavored coke was one thing but spicy soap??? https://community.designtaxi.com/topic/5265-flamin-hot-cheetos-you-bathe-in-the-fiery-snack-is-now-a-brick-of-soap/
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wowow
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binji
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Yes.
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https://open.spotify.com/track/1otG6j1WHNvl9WgXLWkHTo?si=avTV8DVOSsO0I7tIP7rSjA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1E39rKPCLalSIO
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Its important to be thoughtful, but the intellectual circle jerk is so tiresome. Make a decision, move forward, and adjust when needed. Put on the blue collar once in a while and just do the work.
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Generation alpha is going to clown generation beta so hard
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this no aluminum deodorant sucks, do we go smelly or get cancer?
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slow IV drip of nicotine in your mouth. good or bad?
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Stated preference: dada Revealed preference: mama
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What do you guys think? bait or bad pulls?
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ok banger https://open.spotify.com/track/37GWhu8R61gTStMvVQfDuE?si=KwR5idYsSZaBkDU44KDMoQ&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1E8NYCMaOsPw5C
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