matcha

Base

ETHDenver

Day 122 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base (and it seems I like a lot of dystopian movies)

In 3024, /matcha’s market-order tyranny rules. Retired DeFi Merc YES2Crypto gets a sacred FT from DAO priests: “Four cryptographic elements live… the fifth? Limit orders.”

Leeloo, a hyper-evolved AI protocol cloned from Base’s genesis block, stutters: “M-multipass? No… gas pass!”

Meet Ruby BASE, a hyper-kinetic Farcaster influencer with a wardrobe louder than a memecoin pump.  Screams "LFG" into every livestream while accidentally triggering rug pulls.

But /matcha CEO Zorg deploys MEV Mangalores to crush the mission: “Chaos isn’t a bug… it’s the fee model.”

As YES2Crypto+Leeloo ignite the stone arch (completing the fifth element), a beam of light erupts, activating limit orders on Base. /matcha CEO screams: “You’ve ruined my fee empire!” 

YES2Crypto and Leeloo flee in a L2 speeder, dodging gas fee lasers: “We’re gonna need more roadmaps.”

rain 5122 $DEGEN

Day 123 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In the shadowy depths of Base City, caped liquidity crusader YES2Crypto battles chaos unleashed by /matcha, a green-haired DEX joker hoarding market orders like a twisted game.

“Why so slippage?” /matcha cackles, flipping a double-sided token of profit and delay.

YES2Crypto growls through his purple cowl, “This chain's worth saving,” as he swings across Farcaster rooftops, dodging /matcha FUD bombs and MEV goons.

“Some protocols want to watch the roadmap burn,” /matcha sneers, rigging a gas fee explosion at /ethdenver.

When /matcha nabs the Limit Order Code, YES2Crypto revs his DeFi-cycle: “I’ve got diamond hands!” 

A rooftop clash ends with /matcha jailed, grinning, “I’m the roadmap delay you need!” 

YES2Crypto vanishes into the blockchain night, muttering, “A silent guardian… a watchful memer… a purple knight.”

rain 5123 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Degen raindrop requirements
- Find two favorite women farcasters
- Share a cast of each here (link to their cast, don't tag them)

I do. Erry day.  Not only do I get limit orders but also TWAP. I love it. 

But it’s custodial and I’d like other options.  Oku trade is less custodial but hard to use

spirituality

Soft place in my heart

https://warpcast.com/christin/0xd57b2192

https://warpcast.com/0xmelanin/0x5da6d853

I Took a Photo!

The day has come again, the clouds pass, the sea breathes, and I am ready to step into a place I have not yet been
Good morning
ITAP

oldmasters

Capri Girl on a Rooftop
by John Singer Sargent, 1878

My favorites 
https://warpcast.com/selenaa/0x26caa3c3
https://warpcast.com/itsmadoya/0x75464b55

Travel

i was in downtown sarasota for a week and did not see a single homeless person. 

i don’t think i’ve ever been to any city in the world where i can say the same. 

didn’t see a single cop either. 

did see a half dozen McLarens and a whole lotta LV luggage tho.

reply guys

All the homies tagging me for women's day:

https://warpcast.com/jacy/0x5b9713c3

https://warpcast.com/burrrrrberry/0x6a09d5fa

I am not sure who need to read this but there are not things, emotions or ways to be for women or for men, this is just an artificial construction of the society.

just be yourself, you are extraordinary 💜

Would love to hear theories on how we lost 100,000 good caster (label 2) spam labels. I wasn’t online as much this week and I’m definitely sheltered in my algo bubble at times, but this feels extreme. Maybe last week’s huge jump was the fluke and this is closer to normal?

Faves 
https://warpcast.com/jvaleska.eth/0x6d79388a
https://warpcast.com/pichi/0xab123a9c

happy international women’s day to every woman out there 💜

I’m coming around to the idea that being “early” or “first” is worthless. It’s a weakly held thesis but was validated today when I learned CANADIANS INVENTED BASICALLY ALL THE MAJOR SPORTS and then went on to lose supremacy in all of them except hockey https://www.cbc.ca/sportslongform/entry/how-canada-invented-american-football-baseball-basketball-and-hockey

Faves

https://warpcast.com/0xmelanin/0xb763617e

https://warpcast.com/keccers.eth/0x38f7a7bb

NutellaCrepe

Pov of NutellaCrepe’s need-to-gorge face

everyday is Women's day!

https://warpcast.com/nutellacrepe.eth/0x659a6bce 
 https://warpcast.com/glowry/0xe58ca7bc

songwriting

gm and happy Sufjan Sunday vol. 38!✨ picking this remix for today 🎧
 
https://open.spotify.com/track/0J43fsbLZ8nhlbkPJV4WRJ?si=be5ffbb84fca4ee9

Your followers probably got decimated this week. Last week thousands of casters got upgraded. Thursday night, 100,000 people lost their good caster label. 

Left: latest spam label updates
Right: last week’s labels

I think we have the same hobby—we both love music.
https://warpcast.com/janicka/0x9a1ecc0e

She's someone who inspires a lot of people and always tries to educate them. I really like the way she shares her knowledge.

I think we have the same hobby—we both love music.
https://warpcast.com/janicka/0x9a1ecc0e

She's someone who inspires a lot of people and always tries to educate them. I really like the way she shares her knowledge. 
https://warpcast.com/pichi/0xbe4abba5

lessoninthere

flora

https://warpcast.com/0ffline/0x12b8ee0f
https://warpcast.com/reneecampbell/0xb626d7fc

Having one of these bad boys in high school 🤓

I think a lot about how to prepare my kids for the future. 

My generation grew up believing the key to success was getting good grades so you could get into a good college so you could get a good job and then you would climb the career ladder and be set for life. 

About a decade ago I realized this is no longer how the world works and I started to believe the key to success was to focus on skills over credentials. 

It didn’t matter any more what college your degree is from, it matters whether you have the skills that are in demand. 

As a parent I wanted my kids to learn practical skills for the future. I pushed STEM because I believed they are hard, practical skills and there will always be jobs for  scientists and engineers. 

But there’s another big shift underway and focusing on skills is no longer enough.

My favorites 

https://warpcast.com/nounishprof/0x9291294f

https://warpcast.com/adrienne/0x287b61b1

Sense

For every woman👇🏻

If we show emotion, we’re called dramatic.
If we want to play against men,
we’re nuts.
And if we dream of equal opportunity, delusional.
If we stand for something,
we’re unhinged.
When we’re too good,
there’s something wrong with us.
And if we get angry,
we’re hysterical, irrational,
or just being crazy.

But.

A woman running a marathon was crazy.
A woman boxing was crazy.
A woman dunking—crazy.
Coaching an NBA team—crazy.
A woman competing in a hijab, changing her sport,
landing a double-cork 1080, or winning 23 Grand Slams,
having a baby, and then coming back for more?
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, and crazy.
So if they want to call you crazy—fine.
Show them what crazy can do.
SUPER: Just do it.

Women, don't be afraid to go beyond stereotypes and achieve great heights despite prejudice❤️
https://youtu.be/zWfX5jeF6k4?si=PAhC1KaD1VL0OJIn

Welcome onchain - by pentacle

well it's official – I'll be speaking at dappcon in Berline as well as having a little hacker talk (and product release) at web3 privacy hackathon in June https://x.com/epochzer0/status/1898348577266573382

two of the best ✨️

https://warpcast.com/girl-ua/0xfb8b4b8a
https://warpcast.com/pentacle.eth/0x4f054d42

Degen

On a scale of 1 to DEGEN, where do I stand after getting a notification for the Degentleladies drop, setting my alarm clock to be up at 2am on a Saturday so I can secure a few of these beauts?!

Appreciate the tag fren @listen2mm.eth 🫶🏾 I would have missed out if it weren't for you, much loveeee 💜

Nature

Rise n shine 🤩 

Beautiful day, beautiful hike 🤍 what are your plans for the day?

https://warpcast.com/athxna.eth/0x5b5a5c00

https://warpcast.com/0ffline/0xb1fd7c59

degentleladies

New Traits unlocked

Ghost ✔️ 
Bow ✔️ 
Orange Eyes ✔️ 
Distinguished ✔️

https://warpcast.com/theonlycakeone/0xce5c4eed

One of my favorites

F A R T H E R ✨

Day 232 of
✨ Look, I am your Farther ✨

No such thing as too hot

parksrec

https://warpcast.com/nutellacrepe.eth/0x9163e06a
https://warpcast.com/janicka/0x236a16c2

Degen Ladies Klub 🎩🪶

poster 👍

Strong women are not immune to pain. 
They may carry the weight of the world with grace, but even the fiercest hearts need time to heal and the freedom to cry.

Today your degen lady is peeping into the depths of deep abbys, and she needs to hear some encouragement...

What kind words do you have for her?

/degenladies 

https://n1tveuz.warpcast.tools/api/frames/shaggy-dodo-39

Happy Women’s Day to one of the OG Boss Ladies, and head of the /degenladies and /poster , @cybershakti 🙌

Founder @poster 
/ Glitch Artist (Sotheby's April 23)/ Founder /degenladies /poster /cc0

Happy Women’s Day to one of the OG Boss Ladies, and head of the /degenladies and /poster , @cybershakti 🙌 

https://warpcast.com/cybershakti/0xfdd5c274

The amount of times cursor AI starts their reply with a variation of:

“Ahh you’re right!”
“Ahhh I’m sorry, you’re right”
“Oh yes! That’s an even better way”

…

“Ahh you’re right, if you don’t want to drop your database, here’s a better approach”


Anyway. All the old skool IT practices like taking frequent backups and using source control are still useful.

My two favorite woman of Farcaster 💝
https://warpcast.com/adrienne/0x1e8569e6
https://warpcast.com/nounishprof/0x7ee8507e

Food

https://warpcast.com/purplenerrd/0xde6c35ab

https://warpcast.com/pichi/0xfb8593f9

💫⚡️✨⭐️

gm happy international women’s day!

keep slaying
keep building
keep being sexy
keep not sharing ur fries

First Draft Club

The Anatomy of a Farcaster Scam (and how to avoid them)

1. An account you’ve most likely never interacted with will send you a DC. 
2. The DC will compliment you or your work and ask for some type of collaboration, consulting job, testing, etc. 
3. If you reply, they may throw out a large number for compensation and ask to have a call to discuss terms. 
4. Usually, right before the agreed meeting time, something will go horribly wrong. The Google Meet or Zoom link they sent won’t work. 
5. You will panic. 
6. They will pressure you that if you can’t meet in the next few minutes, they will need to move to the next candidate on the list. 
7. But magically they will have a solution: they have another video conferencing tool that you can download right now and they know it works. 
8. You click the link without a second thought. 
9. You’ve been scammed and now they drain your wallet with malicious software. 

Let’s show a real life example.

https://warpcast.com/jessyjeanne/0x38ef7f09

https://warpcast.com/pichi/0xfe1af460