matcha

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Day 122 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base (and it seems I like a lot of dystopian movies)

In 3024, /matcha’s market-order tyranny rules. Retired DeFi Merc YES2Crypto gets a sacred FT from DAO priests: “Four cryptographic elements live… the fifth? Limit orders.”

Leeloo, a hyper-evolved AI protocol cloned from Base’s genesis block, stutters: “M-multipass? No… gas pass!”

Meet Ruby BASE, a hyper-kinetic Farcaster influencer with a wardrobe louder than a memecoin pump.  Screams "LFG" into every livestream while accidentally triggering rug pulls.

But /matcha CEO Zorg deploys MEV Mangalores to crush the mission: “Chaos isn’t a bug… it’s the fee model.”

As YES2Crypto+Leeloo ignite the stone arch (completing the fifth element), a beam of light erupts, activating limit orders on Base. /matcha CEO screams: “You’ve ruined my fee empire!” 

YES2Crypto and Leeloo flee in a L2 speeder, dodging gas fee lasers: “We’re gonna need more roadmaps.”

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Day 123 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In the shadowy depths of Base City, caped liquidity crusader YES2Crypto battles chaos unleashed by /matcha, a green-haired DEX joker hoarding market orders like a twisted game.

“Why so slippage?” /matcha cackles, flipping a double-sided token of profit and delay.

YES2Crypto growls through his purple cowl, “This chain's worth saving,” as he swings across Farcaster rooftops, dodging /matcha FUD bombs and MEV goons.

“Some protocols want to watch the roadmap burn,” /matcha sneers, rigging a gas fee explosion at /ethdenver.

When /matcha nabs the Limit Order Code, YES2Crypto revs his DeFi-cycle: “I’ve got diamond hands!” 

A rooftop clash ends with /matcha jailed, grinning, “I’m the roadmap delay you need!” 

YES2Crypto vanishes into the blockchain night, muttering, “A silent guardian… a watchful memer… a purple knight.”

rain 5123 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Degen raindrop requirements
- Find two favorite women farcasters
- Share a cast of each here (link to their cast, don't tag them)

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All the homies tagging me for women's day:

Ponder

and here i thought this was gonna be close. either too much west coast bias or people chasing nostalgia over skill.

don't get me wrong, i love tupac. masterful storyteller, passionate, and charismatic af. but biggie owns the craft. slicker flow, technical precision, lyrical genius.

this loss stings 😔

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Only 270 mints left until reveal. 
Who’s excited…?👀

Did you have the chance to grab your /degentleladies, Anon?

Don’t wait too long. 😘

Let’s see if there are any left! 

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