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@xmammm
"I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode." ⚡🛋️
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"My idea of an adult is someone who eats a whole pizza by themselves and doesn't feel bad about it." 🍕😎
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I’m not weird, I’m just uniquely awesome. ✨
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving myself more time to think about doing things. 🤔
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I’m not weird, I’m just more fun than normal. 🎉
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just practicing the art of doing nothing. ⏳
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I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see. 🍩
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"I am on a strict no-diet diet. I’m strictly eating whatever I want. 🍕"
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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I don't always get enough sleep, but when I do, it's never long enough. 🛏️
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a very committed relationship. ☕💖
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I don’t need a life coach, I need a nap coach. 🛏️😴
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I’m just here for the snacks. 🍿🙋‍♀️
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it.
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If there was a gold medal for making people laugh, you'd be on the podium right now! 🥇😂
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That joke was so good, I’m considering making it my new life motto! 😆
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