confessions

when my son was four I let him eat a pinecone

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when i was four one of the mom's on the playground said to my mom

"I can only imagine what the boys will get her to do"

jokes on that lady

if you come for the queen you best not miss

it's nice not having to deal with the passing, vaguely sexualized judgements about my pinecone eating weirdo from old ladies. would take a lot not to engage.

my mom was hella offended and the way she mimics the lady's voice is peak humor 

apparently because i was/am super athletic and could hang w/ the boys in tag, on the jungle gym, and shit like that