How can I mint this onchain so it's enforceable?

"if I ever own a minivan, kill me"

Co-sign. 

Minivans are the Goldilocks of parental cool: (somewhat) affordable, spacious, highly functional, fuel efficient, powerful, and they last forever. 

It’s not even that hard to make them “cool” by adding a roof rack, wheels, etc.

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Can't deny a bit of that, sure. 😅 "Parental cool" is categorically different. As much as I'd like a GT3RS, Zuck's custom GT3 minivan is a stretch.

Agree on practical but I feel like minivans being cool is mostly cope

I could be down for that. I’m still not sold on waiting times for charging on road trips with kids, but those will improve.

I don't care about cool. They are just practical and comfortable.

There's dozens of us in the world thinking this way. Dozens!