gm today i ordered a latte and couldn’t taste the coffee enough and according to my barista this is normal and i’ve graduated to cappuccinos and then eventually i won’t taste the coffee enough in those so i’ll reach the boss level of black coffee.

is this true???!?!?

i’m too wholesome for black coffee 🥺

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What’s unwholesome about wanting just delicious caffeine without unnecessary sugar and dairy??

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black coffee is for psychos, i don’t make the rules

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sounds exactly like something a coffee czar would say

Cannot believe what people do to themselves.  

Destroying pure coffee essence by mixing milk, sugar and what not in it.

Psycho like a fox! 🦊 

Black coffee doesn’t stain your teeth like coffee mixed with milk does.  All the antioxidants, taste, and perk without the bad breath and grimy teeth.