"Let me know the best person on your team to talk to"

*give me a moment*

"Hi, this is Dan from [BD, HR, Finance, Customer Support]"

this is you when they ask for the best person to speak to

they/them, candlemaker at 🕯️humankind🕯️, seemore.tv/humankind, hosting /samantha and /humankind

“HIPPAA law”, it’s the U.S. version of healthcare laws. It makes it double funny cuz she’s using it in the wrong context

what does she say at the end lmao 

"that is against my [inaudible??]"

Get that woman a yacht, stat! HIPPA laws (your god given right to seize other people’s boats without being filmed) must be upheld

We’ve got a real problem here. Those are not boating shoes.