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@robin
ahhhh getting married tomorrow – any advice?! wrong answers only
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Dan Romero
@dwr.eth
Congrats. Your partner is always right. :)
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pugson
@pugson
don’t worry about the first dance. you can make it up later!
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David Moon
@davidmoon
Did you give their parents the amount of your s/o’s body weight in Bitcoin as dowry? Otherwise they will never truly accept you as family 😔
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rish
@rish
yooo congrats!!! always grade each others' chores -- "that dishwashing was B minus"
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Mac Budkowski ᵏ
@macbudkowski
If your partner never did something before and he finally does it for the first time, remember to criticize his efforts if they don't meet your standards!
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Jo
@deficlinpsy
All the guests have come for a long, deep and meaningful chat with you on your wedding day. Make sure you fulfil this obligation instead of trusting that everyone is there to have fun and support you 🤗
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Jayme Hoffman
@jayme
Always critique their cleaning / dishwashing efforts
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petar.xyz
@petar
Congrats 🥂 Keep calm and listen to your spouse 😉
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Nat Emodi
@emodi
congrats! relationships are anti fragile — the worse you behave the stronger they become
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Nicholas Charriere
@pushix
They like it when you explain to them exactly how they feel all the time.
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Chad🎩
@chad
remember to shy away from the hard conversations - pushing them down the road will always be better
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steph 🧾
@steph
definitely start a company with them! ideally, the headquarters is also your one bedroom apartment.
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Les Greys
@les
don’t show up. call no one, and just never be found again.
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brian is live on unlonely
@briang
hahaa I too am married and have a funny yet relatable answer to this
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franco
@francos.eth
congrats! pregame from early on, eating is cheating!
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Nick Smith
@iamnick.eth
Drink high potency cocktails during the ceremony
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Jack McDermott
@jackmcdermott
Congrats!! Always keep score
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Matthew
@matthew
ayyyy congrats robin!!
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Greg Younger
@gregyounger
No worries. You only get married twice.
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