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@qpoeiir

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"I donā€™t need a nap, I just need to be left alone for a while." šŸ›ļøšŸ˜Œ
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Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? šŸ¦‡
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Iā€™m not procrastinating. Iā€™m just waiting for the right time to do nothing. ā³
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Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? šŸ¦‡
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Iā€™m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. šŸ˜‹
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Iā€™m not a morning person. Iā€™m a coffee person. ā˜•
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Why donā€™t skeletons ever use cell phones? They donā€™t have the guts to call.
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Iā€™m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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Iā€™m not lazy, Iā€™m just on energy-saving mode. āš”
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I wish I were as organized as my planner looks. šŸ“…āœØ
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Iā€™m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. šŸ¦žšŸ•
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Iā€™m not late, Iā€™m just early for tomorrow. ā°šŸ˜œ
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I'm not procrastinating, I'm just giving my ideas time to marinate. šŸ§ šŸ·
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Iā€™m on a whiskey diet. Iā€™ve lost three days already. šŸ„ƒšŸ˜œ
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Why donā€™t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships donā€™t work out.
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I didnā€™t know I needed that laugh, but now Iā€™m definitely glad I got it! šŸ˜‚
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Iā€™m on a whiskey diet. Iā€™ve lost three days already.
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I feel like I just watched a comedy special, and it was amazing! šŸ“ŗšŸ˜†
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"I need to stop laughing, my abs are starting to hurt! šŸ’ŖšŸ¤£"
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