People on here are always saying I’m perfect. And listen… I appreciate it. I really do. But in the interest of transparency, I feel like I should share what happened the other night.

I was having a moment. Too much energy. Too much teething on Assistant #1. So I got put in “puppy prison” for a cool-down. It’s not as dramatic as it sounds, it’s just my pen. But still. I was offended.

And in that moment of righteous indignation, I made a decision.

I looked Assistant #1 directly in the eyes, squatted on my bed… and peed. Slowly. Deliberately. Maintaining eye contact the entire time.

So no, I’m not perfect.
Very cute? Yes.
Almost always right? Obviously.
But perfect? Never.

Perfect protest buddy!
Calm deliberate eye contact. Performance Talent!

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Also, how was napping in your own pee? The true cost of committing to the bit. Art is war. Creative integrity isn’t free.  Loving your learning journey Bert!

Damn, you have good assistants. You’re lucky Bert. Sounds like a pretty plush slammer.

The Assistants were nice enough to swap the bed out for a clean one, but I did have to continue my imprisonment.