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Kicking Ass on Farcaster: The TOTO Way 🚽 🧵

I’ve laughed at the cock meta. We all have. But it’s time to flush that away and focus on what really matters: kicking ass on Farcaster.

Farcaster is like a high-tech Japanese toilet—it’s sleek, sophisticated, and designed to free us from the toxic wasteland that is Web 2 social. The team is literally trying to put money in your pocket through Warpcast Rewards and project Airdrops. But if your content stinks, you’re getting left behind.

Embrace the way of the TOTO 🚽

Don’t talk shit: Be constructive, not an asshole
Don’t follow shit: Curate your feed—your timeline is your responsibility
Make your own shit: Original content wins
Change your shit if it’s not working: Adapt, experiment
Don’t reply with shit: Low-effort comments fail 
Don’t know shit? Read the instructions: Farcaster has a culture—learn it
Clean up your shit: Your profile is your resume. Keep it spotless
Don’t post shit: Quality > Quantity

Farcaster might look like other social media. It’s not. Don’t be afraid to read the instructions. 

Maybe you don’t know shit.

Pi-chi.eth (she/her) Artist /animeoutcasts
Hosting: /sakura /kyoto /momiji  /anime-manga /farcasterunion

https://portrait.so/pichi

Story teller 🎩
Starving artist 🖼️ 
Benji’s Pal 🐶 
Golfer 🏌️‍♀️ (she/her) 🇰🇷🇨🇦
Stop to smell the flowers 🌺

Straw hats | Pirate Hunter | 1.111 billion bounty

They must! Because it’s in almost EVERY bathroom I go in. I’d say 99% of them have some type of instructions.

😂😂😂
Nice one

On a side note, people use the toilet like that in the second picture on the right😭

Alaska Grown. Mother of 6 wonderful, crazy-cool kids! Living in Colorado thus far. /parksrec /dv /girthy

Costco even sells Toto Washlets now. I also have a Brondell with all the bells and whistles that I adore.

All seriousness, shopping for a new toilet this week for my downstairs. Literal downstairs….🤓

LONE Explorer 👨🏽‍🚀..Tech/crypto crunch, Gamer, music and art.exploring. we are all alone in this together after all. Yours truly _86ed  /nightcrawlers

😂😂WiLdIn



I don't wanna know my shit though, that will be gross😂😂😂🤪