"The hardest thing about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."

Rise up and attack the day with enthusiasm!

Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.

I'm struggling to find meaning in my life right now.

I'm struggling to find peace amidst the chaos.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I feel like I'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders.

If my service has made your day a little brighter, a tip would be a fantastic way to show your gratitude.

Can you spare some money to help me out with my expenses?