shrugging back on the mantle of the internet after a deeply refreshing holiday of touching grass + FAILING TO ACTUALLY BECOME ELDEN LORD DUE TO MY WITCHY WAYS.

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LOL what spells u running?? i’m also stalled out w my mage rn

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ahah! After being ruthlessly murdered hundreds of times panic rolling while casting stars of ruin + moonblade, I gave up and jabbed it to death with the longest weapon I had and a random ice spear ash!!

ultimate devastation though was i did not actually get to sit on the throne with the ending I picked! 😭💀💀

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nooo! that is the ultimate three fingered con. you were promised FRENZY in those flames!

I went chaos naturally and my only disappointment is that even with chaos eyes chaos spells don’t do more damage 😅