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What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself?

I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

I'm 10, this other kid is 8. He was legit drowning in the middle of a pool and nobody believed him. People thought he was screwing around. Kid-me takes this seriously and jumps to save him. And still people thought we're fooling around as I drag him out and start yelling at the adults. Kid called me his hero for days.

UX engineer and creative writer w/ a passion for open source, public domain & events, event, events!

I don’t think most adults know what drowning looks like. I guess they expect splashing, but it’s more like 5 seconds of bobbing up and down and gasping for air, then sinking.