Explaining to my wife that I've rotated our 401K into something called Unicorn Fart Dust.

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A man gets served divorce papers for aping his family’s entire life savings into Unicorn Fart Dust aka $UFD and boy oh boy, was it an OOF indeed! The man said he was simply “on his sigma grindset that day.”

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I hope you didn't do all of it. maybe a 25% is sizable enough?